oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
those are guitar strings
I HAVE FOUND MY NEW ALL-TIME FAVORITE POST
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
How much were the cameramen paid
me at the bookstore
- me: no
- me: i can't have you
- me: stop staring at me
- me: i have five books at home i need to read
- me: you're beautiful but i can't
- me: don't do this to me
- me: stop
- book: but baby i want you
- me: ....
- me: *buys ten books*
At 2am this came to me via Wonder Trade from Japan. I laughed so hard I woke up the entire family
I can’t believe his trainer gave him up.
i’m literally criyng right now oh ymg od this is way too sad
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me.
Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!
THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE
i donT EVEN BUT YES
EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE
pbbbfft, science. yeah right
let me try.
pretty sure it’s not going to-
what the fUCK
that can’t be right. let me just
WHY;W STHIS THIS
jeSUS fUCKIGN CHIR;ST
2000 times hotter you say?
well i mean i guess if its scientifically proven
"jacket made from 100% pl-"
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”