boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing
Most people live their entire lives without ever experiencing a moment of the kind of happiness this dog is feeling.
i was walking to the bus stop after a comedy night and i was wearing a red skirt and i heard these guys whistling and saying ‘oooh little red riding hood’ and i turned around and was like ‘first of all its not a hood, its a skirt you fuckwit and also i’m gonna be more like the wolf if you don’t shut ya dumb faces’ and i feel so empowered
i truly don’t understand the point of guys whistling at girls like, oh yes that was lovely tone and pitch i think you would make a good mating partner and now i’m going to have sex with you, thanks for whistling at me, you’re a champ
this party is invite only
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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
It’s fucking red.
these are 11 week old blue nose pits named Bonnie and Clyde & they are brother and sister :~)
I’m in love
hello friend what is the matter ?